The Man

The aquarius and agoraphobic man
who is alfresco
abhors aldente spaghetti.
Adjourns the altercations of animals
and admires amaranth in the apocalypse light.

Pig

Communist pig who,
shouts "two legs bad,
four legs good."
Controls the farm
Rewrites history.
Takes advantage.
Is over bearing.
Decrees "two legs good,
four legs bad."
The sheep WILL follow.

Jingle Bells Rewrite

Get away, get away
that is what she said
Go somewhere you want to be
You've limited yourself today
get away, get away
That is what she said
go somewhere you want to be
you've limited yourself today.

Rewritten Lyrics

V1. I’ve got to talk about something new
Its all about what your are gonna do
You let yourself glide along, knowing that
You don’t have to try to wear that hat.

C. I care what you do
Will you just give up? No
Think about this decision awhile
Your folks didn’t make it.
Not for you, not this time.
Make up your mind
For your happiness.

V2. She told me I didn’t try hard enough
I always knew where I would end up
I wouldn’t have to try hard for that
She always knows what is best for me

V3. She wants to talk about something new
Its all about what I am gonna do
All she wants is me to be happiest
I know she cares about me all the time.

"Bubbly" by Colbie Caillat

Secret Life

Lovers embrace in
the picture window.
a car called vengeance.
the hanging chair weaved,
basket like.
down a stairway,
hides the door.
Paint tries to escape the wall.
Cherry blossoms open up,
like two good friends after,
a long absence.